Have you ever watched a really bad commercial and thought--hey, I could think of something better than that. Better still, you come up with a more brilliant idea after the commercial is over that could make up for the broadcasted one's lack of quality?
Well, guess what? Someone with less intelligence than you got paid for that stupid idea, and you didn't.
It's the same with greeting cards. You pick one up in a local stationary store, or, if you're an American, a Hallmark, and you read something with a cartoon cat on the front that says inside "Hope you have a purrrfect birthday," or something equally ridiculous.
Yes, again, someone with an IQ less than yours got the bucks for that brilliant piece of classic verse poetry.
So, in the spirit of this theory, homeless people must be the most brilliant people of all, or at least people in abject poverty.
Hey, what more do you expect from a first post on this?