Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Guess Wrong and...

After a long meeting in the morning, I walked down from one of the administration buildings at work to the "visitor" level where people pass from an exhibit space and gift shop into the "environment" the interpreters work in. The gate sheilding the back of the building, where the interpreters stroll through to get to the break space, was open and a truck was parked just outside of it. I didn't think much of it, and I walked through the gate.

I was met by this guy operating what looked like a power washing hose. He looked at me in a rather funny fashion as I passed by, intending to go into the front door of the gift shop.

"Do you work here?" he asked when I gave him the "what the hell are you looking at me like that" facial expression.

"Yes, why?" was my quick response.

Well, apparently, he was covering the outside of the building with chemicals--and based on his tone of voice and his "you stupid idiot" glance as he turned back to his work.

I immediately retorted, "So, where's the sign?"

He, of course, ignored this. He had placed yellow and black "Caution" tape on the visitor side, but nothing at the gate where employees had access. In addition, regardless of the presence of harmful chemicals, he was in a t-shirt and a pair of jeans--apparently top quality protection against the consequences of exposure to his poisonous mix.

I always enjoy the irony of moments when you are made to look like the moron because someone else was a moron first. And that moron is too much of a moron to realize it.


Matt said...

You always get in these situations where you're smarter than other people--I love it.


Gem said...

That's ridiculous - you ought to make a complaint about that. I'm surprised that your employer didn't warn the staff about it before it happened. Very odd.

Zero said...

Excessive moronic tendencies tend to snowball...the realization of such eludes detection by the moron in question. Tragic.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

It's amazing that some people don't see the obvious!

booda baby said...

Yes!! Those are great moments! I wish I'd kept a better record of them all, just to re-live them - that's how great they are.

gagknee said...

i confess. i've been that moron before.

he's probably built up a tolerance to the chemicals.

anonymous jones said...

The two-way moron thing is a very clever skill to develop, actually.